65 - Unlucky (ft. Dulce Mac) - Tummy Time Podcast
Comedian, podcaster, and overty clmbsy: the venerable Dulce Mac (@dulcemaccomedy) jumps on the podcast (along with her not-cousin, Guiseppa) and shows us truly how unlucky she is. Welcome to Tummy Time! Dulce has a way with people and animals! She hangs out with boys and is down to check out what's under that turtle shell and do cool shit irregardless if there's a concussion at the end of that rainbow. Waffle House shooting sleeves for shooters, squirt is like the IRS, and a whole lotta Valentine's Day plans. Will Dulce gets lucky and share an old fashioned and a steak with Chet Hanks or will the unlucky streak continue? Will she find herself back in the Sober Cult or caught in the kitchen pantry by her former boyfriend's gay dads? A whole lot of laughs, Valentines commiseration, and flat out lies betwixt perfect strangers.
00:00 Intro - Living up to your potential
00:26 Welcome to Tummy Time, Dulce Mac!
03:09 Dulce's Not-Cousin Guiseppa
04:11 How often do you lie to people you don't know very well?
06:05 Baby Dulce, did you take care of a lot of stray animals?
08:48 White Guys Who Aren't Afraid to Freestyle Rap at Parties
09:50 Potential
11:28 Clumsy
12:09 Any Interest in Hillary Clinton?
13:53 Squirt is Like the IRS
14:26 Concussions From Hanging Out with Boys
16:27 Guiseppa's HR Answer to "Is Dulce Masculine?"
17:27 Are You Crazy?
21:00 Valentine's Day and Being Hyper Romantic
22:38 Donnell Rawlings Wanted to Hit My Pen
23:45 Waffle House Shooter's Sleeve as a "Thank You"
24:59 Pepperoni Thank You
25:20 Just Gave Jamie a Used Valentine's Bear
28:12 Asian America's Next Top Model
29:52 I'm Just American
31:12 Punched by a Homeless Guy
33:37 Rehab
34:22 Riot over Klonopin
36:36 Sober Cult
38:34 The Artist's Way
39:18 A Guy Died at Sober Cult Camp
42:12 Dulce's Valentine's Day Plans
45:04 Dulce, Jr.
47:22 Broken Chair Setup
49:01 Getting Caught in the Kitchen by My Rehab Boyfriend's Gay Parents
52:08 Chet Hanks is So Cool
53:35 Chet Hanks, Be My Valentine!
54:41 Check Out Dulce's Podcast and Find Dulce on Instagram:
55:44 We'll See You Next Tummy Time
