66 - Arms Race (ft. Aaron Patrick) - Tummy Time Podcast

Comic and people person, Aaron Patrick, comes on the show and we're off to the races. Welcome to Tummy Time! Beloved networker and comedian Aaron Patrick gave up a life of crime for laugh and love. A relationship guy from the drop (well, after the first drop) Aaron just can't get into it if it's casual - and to some extent, Justin, either. CD-Rs drops from grandpa, Kanye on Zune from Dad. Race riot in prison over American Idol (comment below whose side you're on), slinging guns and disrespect to Korean gangsters. Farts are embarrassing as is getting naked everytime you're drunk. Today, we also leave you with an inspiration political message to send good vibes throughout your week.

00:00 Intro - War of the Worlds
00:38 Welcome to Tummy Time, Aaron Patrick!
01:20 Skin-2-Skin
01:54 S2S: Altered States
03:33 Can you put alcohol on a tampon and get drunk?
06:31 Bassist of a Church Band
07:53 It Started with Black & Mild
09:12 Good Childhoods
10:39 S2S: Your Parents Threw Out Your Rap CD-Rs
13:02 Grandpa is Cool as Hell
14:39 S2S: You Kept Drinking Up All the Pruno
16:09 Race War at Jail Over American Idol
22:06 S2S: OTPHJ in a Church Van?
24:08 Falling in Love in Rehab
26:20 The Group: Literal Young People Cult
28:57 No Casual Sex
31:08 Not Not-a-Relationship Guy
33:07 Putting Words to Feelings is Hard
36:21 My First Time Was One of the Most Embarrassing Moments
41:09 This Ain't a Scene, it's a Goddambed Arms Race
44:30 GED
45:35 Were you a fat kid?
48:37 Inspirational Political Message
49:58 Love on the Spectrum
50:46 A Man Called Jussy
51:39 Getting Naked to Drink
54:45 Fart Confessional
59:03 Check Out Aaron Patrick @aaronwpatrick on Instagram
59:20 We'll See You Next Tummy Time