64 - Heaven (ft. Jt Kelley) - Tummy Time Podcast

God's favorite comedian, Jt Kelley, comes back on the show and we're tryna get our asses to Heaven. Welcome to Tummy Time! Jt is launching a new podcast around the 7th Heaven cinematic universe and we get a little taste of what the Camdens are in for. We are also updated to the fact that statute of limitations may be different for civil matters. Good to know. "I can stick my finger in my belly button", the viral nature of virality, and why do bad things always happen when I'm on drugs? Putting the chem in chemtrails, the co-evolution of goat and man, and getting hunted for a million dollars. This podcast is a hot one burning at both ends! If you wanna get to Heaven, give this episode a damb listen.

00:00 Intro
00:46 Welcome to Tummy Time, Jt Kelley!
01:21 7th Heaven Podcast
03:44 7th Heaven Really Tackled the Issues
04:33 Jessica Biel is the Only One to Make it Out of 7th Heaven
06:33 An Honest Review of 7th Heaven on Amazon
09:30 Favorite Comments
11:01 "Honestly, if I got arrested, I would pretend to be deaf again." -Jt Kelley
11:51 Virality Ain't All That
13:39 Jt Learns More About Statutes of Limitations
14:50 I Wanna Go to Heaven
15:33 Skin to Skin: Too Many Baddies at Public School?
16:39 No Nut and the Powers Bestowed
17:51 Fundamentalist Christian Private School Didn't Prepare Me For the Real World
20:42 Jt WAS a Boy Scout
23:50 Why do bad things always happen to me while I'm on drugs?
26:31 Being His Vessel
28:57 I can stick my finger in my belly button.
32:50 Disrespect!
34:13 I Got in a Fight at Boy Scouts and Had to Dig a Hole
38:23 Putting the Chem in Chemtrails
39:49 The Co-evolution of Man and Goat
42:43 Retirement Plan
44:50 Hunt Me for a Milli
45:42 Dementia Takes Everything Away
49:19 Born in the Wrong Era
50:39 An Unforgettable Introduction
55:48 Pig with Turd on Balls
57:46 Catch Jt Kelley on Instagram: @godsfavoritecomedian
58:03 We'll See You Next Tummy Time