51 - Pun & Punishment (ft. Mason Smith) - Tummy Time Podcast

Stand-up comedian and podcaster, Mason Smith, jumps on the show and PUN-ishes the Tummy Time Boys. Welcome to Tummy Time! Mason talks about growing up in Arkansas, comedy, motocross, hunting with dad, and every drug under the sun. How did you learn your moves in bed? Thinking of pursuing stand-up after an earworm hit you at a music festival and you moved into an apartment halfway across the country with a guy you just met? What's worse for teeth, candy or meth? Some tips for dudes with small peckers, some rips for dudes who hate puns, and some flips for those who think they know the script. A funny, punny Tummy-Timey podcasty episode!

00:00 Intro - Hold on for the ride!
00:28 Welcome to Tummy Time, Mason Smith!
00:51 Pun-Bros
02:43 Booking Guests For Your Podcast
05:01 Figuring Out a Format For Your Comedy Podcast
05:48 Jail Tales
06:42 Growing Up Arkansas
07:32 Started Motocross at 12, Broke My Back at 15
08:09 Remember Florida Pill Mills?
09:45 Teeth Problems: It's the Candy, Not the Meth
10:33 Functioning Meth Addicts
12:23 In High School, I Was Too Scared to Do Hard Drugs
14:15 Boxes, in the Context of Methamphetamines
16:19 I Don't Want it to Last Forever
17:02 What's Ketamine Like?
19:47 Austin is a Bad Place to Live in Your Car
20:52 Went to Wakarusa Music Festival, Ended Up Pursuing Stand-Up Comedy
23:06 Met a Guy, Took a Chance. First Plane Ride
23:39 Have You Ever Thought About Doing Stand-Up?
27:02 Listening to Comedy Podcasts
27:49 Hunting with Dad
30:25 Telling the Roughnecks About My First Time
32:57 Dick-size Problems
35:42 Big Dudes, Small Toilets
36:47 Getting Naked to Poop
39:03 Punning Around: A Punbers Game
41:02 Salvia
44:34 DMT
47:14 When Did You Lose Your Virginity?
48:50 This is Why You Have Sex Weird
52:56 Learnt to Pull Out on the Pull-Out Couch
54:41 I Ain't Pumping
55:18 Struggling With an Audience
58:12 Check out Mason Smith on Instagram! @masonsmithcomedian and @thehighnoonpod
58:37 We'll See You Next Tummy Time