50 - Notes (ft. Pat Dean) - Tummy Time Podcast

Pat Dean, stand-up comedian, podcaster, and purveyor of fine comedies at the Velveeta Room comes on the show and we give him some notes. Welcome to Tummy Time! Pat Dean takes the boys down the windy roads of Northern Virginia to snap some banjo strings and talk of H.P. Lovecraft. Irish music was a family tradition much like the Dropkick Murphys. Binaca for the many first kisses, ghost hunting, ADA-compliance at Lids, and demonstrating demon-release techniques for fifth grade gym class. In need of a five-pronged approach to love-making? Wondering which ghost has the phattest of asses? How many frenulums does a human body have? Curious questions answered and much more! Plus a bonus offer from Pat for those who stay until the end of the show. Coupon Code: Tummy Time.

00:00 Intro - Circumcised or Nah?
00:37 Welcome to Tummy Time, Pat Dean!
01:27 Everyone Loves Notes
03:03 Remember the Show, Early Edition?
04:46 What's the Deal with Italy?
06:53 Banjo Snapping
08:17 When the Frenulum Tears, that's Banjo Snapping
09:17 You Have a Frenulum in Your Mouth
10:39 A Brief History of Banjo Music
11:43 "Paddy Wagon" is Offensive?
12:20 H.P. Lovecraft's Cat
14:58 H.P. Lovecraft, a Nerd Who Had to Research Sex
16:45 Pat Dean in a Family Band, The Silly Goose Good Time Family Band
18:15 Traditional Irish Music Like the Dropkick Murphys?
19:45 Get a Lot of Chicks Playing in a Family Band?
21:18 Scottish Twitter
23:24 The Banjo Comes From Africa
26:07 Fifth Grade Was an Endless Series of Getting Owned
29:44 Demonstrating Farts for My Class
31:40 I Was Taught a Fart is a Released Demon
34:48 Farting in Front of Human Resources
36:16 Can You Get Fired for Farting?
38:17 Have You Ever Seen a Ghost?
39:03 What Race Was the Ghost You Saw?
40:27 Filipina Ghosts Got Phat Asses
41:42 Stuck Betwixt Pylons
44:34 Stuck Betwixt Railings
45:55 Forcing ADA Compliancy on Lids. People With Fat Heads Need Hats, Too!
47:13 Binaca
47:52 Kissing Booths
49:05 First Kiss - Everything You Knew it Would Be?
51:14 Making Sure About Being Gay
53:47 Find Pat Dean on Instagram: @deanmanp
54:22 I Reclaim Gerbils for Richard Gere
55:16 "I Learned Nothing" with Ben Cholok and Pat Dean for Philosophy Podcast Lovers
55:44 Bother Pat Dean in Person at the Velveeta Room, Tell Him Tummy Time Sent You.
57:19 We'll See You Next Tummy Time