52 - Do the Crazy Thing (ft. Mike Eaton) - Tummy Time Podcast
Stand-up comedian, Mike Eaton, comes on the show and we do the crazy thing. Welcome to Tummy Time! Mike comes on the podcast and tells the boys about his experience opening for Louis C.K. and how to make Louis NOT laugh. Mike then comes into a lady with his buddy and has to split the check. We then go deep into the internet: Down Instagram, Mascots vs Pee Wee Football, Cybering with Lesbians in AOL chatrooms. S2R! We then travel cross country to Las Vegas via bicycle with Mike on his documentary before landing at our final destination in New Mexico. Want to play Madden in real life? Did you see the shot-for-shot remake of the Paris Hilton Sex Tape? Have you ever even summered?! Come do the crazy thing with Mike and the Tummy Time crew.
00:00 - Intro: What's the deal with airplane bathrooms?
00:51 - Welcome to Tummy Time, Mike Eaton!
01:17 - Louis C.K. is the best stand-up comedian and Mike got to open for him.
02:32 - How to Make Louis C.K. Not Laugh
04:44 - Getting to See Louis C.K. Work From Backstage
05:47 - Mermaids. Would you?
07:21 - DMT
09:10 - Salvia
11:13 - I TOTALLY Had a Girlfriend in High School
12:00 - Going Dutch: My First Time With a Woman
13:38 - An Analogy For Condoms
15:53 - Best Funeral Ever: Chili's Baby Back Ribs!
16:26 - A Funeral That Devastates a Community
19:43 - Daniel Tosh is Really Good at Stand-up Comedy
21:36 - Down Instagram
26:45 - Mascots vs Pee Wee Football
28:25 - Coaching Kids Football to Work Off Community Service
30:30 - ...Like in the Mighty Ducks
31:31 - Nothing Makes You Feel More Like a Crackhead
35:06 - I'd Rather Love Crack Than Love Doing Stand-up
37:41 - Growing Up Rich And Not Appreciating It
40:14 - Tryna Summer on a Budget
41:50 - My Dad Made Me Get Jobs to Teach Me Lessons
43:42 - Boring Airplane Rides as a Teenage Boy
45:02 - Holding Up the Only Bathroom in the Whole Airplane
46:46 - Pretending to Be a Lesbian to Cyber With Other Women
48:52 - My Dad Had to Explain My Chat Log to AOL
49:42 - Trying to Buy the Paris Hilton Sex Tape with a Fake Credit Card
51:14 - Someone Did a Shot-For-Shot Recreation of the Paris Tape with Barbies
52:13 - A Listicle of Old Internet Videos
52:54 - Trying to Heal After Watching Faces of Death
54:06 - Riding a Bike From Austin to Las Vegas, a Documentary
56:31 - Go Do That Crazy Thing
57:29 - That Time I Found a Massage in Clovis, NM
01:03:00 - Google Reviews For a Massage Parlor
01:04:46 - I've Never Been Thanked For That...
01:05:23 - Find Mike Eaton on Instagram: @mike.is.eaton
01:05:52 - We'll See You Next Tummy Time
