49 - Gym, Tan, Laundry (ft. Jack Timmons) - Tummy Time Podcast
Stand-up comedian and co-conspirator behind the wildly funny Good Evening News (@goodeveningnews), Jack Timmons spends some time with the boys and we work in some much-needed GTL. Welcome to Tummy Time! Jack discusses the general madness and self-filtering chaos that is Good Evening News, Salt Life in the Jersey Shore, and almost issues an apology. What was it like growing up with an MLB Umpire for a dad? Need tips on how to give your lady the true Jack Timmons experience? Also, Jack, how'd you get them cakes? A fun ride on this episode!
00:00 Intro - Bringing Cakes to the Party
00:37 Welcome to Tummy Time, Jack Timmons!
02:05 Good Evening News - What's the Show About?
03:31 Do You Know What the Segments Are Going to Be?
06:25 TikTok Influencer Justin Follows
09:02 Chet Hanks Shout Out
10:21 What Would You Think If I Dated a Little Person?
12:01 Stand-up Comedy Didn't Quite Fit Good Evening News
13:33 Crazier Show: Good Evening News or Perverts?
14:58 Is It True What They Say About Patrick?
15:55 Daily Affirmations From Norm MacDonald
19:32 Your Dad Was an MLB Umpire?
20:46 What Was Little John Timmons Like?
22:28 You Can Make Fun of Someone and Not Be Mean
23:10 Issuing an Apology
24:41 Salvia Shaman
25:46 We're Not Anti-Salvia, We're Pro-Salvia-Sucks
26:53 Whip-Its Will Freeze Your Lungs
28:24 Getting Hot During the Pandemic
30:02 Short-on-Short Crime
32:33 The Jack Timmons Experience
34:47 Is Jersey Shore Salt Life?
35:37 What Are You Doing With Your Life?
36:26 The Life of an MLB Umpire
37:42 Sports Talk
39:31 MLB Umpire Greatest Moments
40:57 Check Out Jain Lane Special Podcast
42:23 Were You a Nasty Little Catholic School Girl?
44:47 Do You Have Cakes?
48:03 Talking to Girls
50:15 Sex Ed at Catholic School
52:53 Working at a Country Club. Lotta MILFs.
53:56 Masturbation Tips From the Kid at the Back of the School Bus
56:16 Wet Rub or Dry?
57:46 That's How Carradine Died
59:18 Check Out Jack Timmons on Instagram: @mrsexytooshed
60:31 We'll See You Next Tummy Time
