68 - Brave (ft. Kylie Kaiser)

Austin Comic and podcaster, Kylie Kaiser, jumps on this week's episode and tells Justin he's very brave. Welcome to Tummy Time! We get deep into the Potterverse with the noted Scholastic Book Fair Smut runner and get some tips and tricks on bagging Accelerated Reader points (and personal pan pizzas). We then enter our villain era and things get a little Swifty. Making human friends is hard, but Reno will always ride or die. Gryffindors and Hufflepuffs, spin the bottle with hugs, and the number 13. Rave girls, horse girls, high-and-tight. This podcast is the full package.

00:00 Intro - Horse Girl
00:35 Welcome to Tummy Time, Kylie Kaiser!
02:24 S2S: The Scholastic Book Fair Didn't Have Enough Judy Blume For You
04:32 Villain Era
07:54 Accelerated Reader
09:54 Book Goals
11:13 Hufflepuffs
13:35 S2S: Kylie Aced the Presidential Fitness Test?
15:09 Still Tryna Dunk
16:38 S2S: Only Girl Invited to the Boys' Sleepovers
18:32 Dropping Homie Energy
20:05 S2S Changing Teams (Taylor's Version)
22:00 Football Privilege
23:24 Horse Girl
24:02 Me and My Bestfriend, Reno (the Horse)
27:35 Riding Horses, that a Sexual Thing?
28:52 Busch Lite and Abstinence, the Keys to Fort Recovery
30:37 Are You a Rave Girl?
32:31 Spin the Bottle with Hugs
35:18 I Know I'm a Good Friend
37:26 Gryffindor Vibes
38:51 Toastmasters
40:53 Opening for Dave Attell, Meeting Tom Segura
42:24 High and Tight
42:58 Not Your Quick Fix
44:25 Aging Gracefully on the Internet
48:55 QR Codes are the New Text Messages
53:02 Catch Kylie on Instagram: @kylie.kaiser.comedy13
53:29 The Number 13 Belongs to Taylor Swift
55:16 We'll See You Next Tummy Time