69 - Blank Check (ft. Josh Cabaza) - Tummy Time Podcast

Comedian, podcaster, producer, club-runner and born-hustler, Josh Cabaza comes on the show this week. Welcome to Tummy Time! The boys take a field trip to Josh's studio and are dropped off with a present and $20 for activities. Josh's mom taught him how to write checks and the art of making the deal. Grandpa watches his "good movies" and Josh runs us through his favorite Eddie Murphy bits. Getting a ghost birthday invite, slinging strawberry milk and World's Finest Chocolate out of your locker. Remember that dude that always brought porn to parties? Going to clubs in Mexico, non-respected non-disclosure agreements, and a VERY maculate conception. This one burns bright! Get it while it's hot.

00:00 Intro - Maculate Conception
00:37 Welcome to Tummy Time, Josh Cabaza!
02:46 The Only Josh Cabaza Left in the United States
03:32 S2S: You Get Bricked to the Telemundo Weather Chick?
05:15 S2S: Did Eddie Murphy at the Talent Show
07:23 S2S: Hustlin' the Game From a Young Age
08:07 Selling My Little Brother's Toys for Pizza
09:26 My Mom Taught Me How to Write Checks
12:45 World's Finest Chocolate
13:53 S2S: OTPHJ at CCD in Your JNCOs?
16:30 I Like a Girl That Talks Back
20:18 Sixth Grade Invite to Birthday Party
23:40 The Most Popular Girl HATED Me and I Don't Know Why
25:50 Going to the Clubs in Mexico
27:56 That Guy That Brought Porn to Parties
30:56 Dude Made His Girl Give Me a Lap Dance
31:45 You're the Sum of the Five People You Associate With
32:53 Grandpa Watches His Good Movies
34:19 Soft Spot for Softcore
37:00 Mid-life Crisis?
38:38 I Had the Worst Proposal
42:16 Stupid Money Purchase: Calves!
44:16 Locked Down
45:34 Did You See Drake's Penis?
47:42 These Hoes Don't Respect NDAs
48:48 The Battle of the Sketches
49:41 Black Rabbit ATX, Former Sex Dungeon/Speakeasy Turned Comedy Club
51:42 Catch @joshcabaza on Instagram
52:03 We'll See You Next Tummy Time