Stand-up comedian, Michael Ridley, joins the men of culture. Welcome to Tummy Time! We get really Filipino really fast in this one as Michael shares what it was like growing up in a Filipino-American household. The smells, the yells, the inappropriate stuff your Tito Louie would pull in front of guests - you know how Filipinos are. Michael also shares his comedy journey: from Newport News, VA and through Rap and Emo, to finding himself in Austin, TX, killing it on Kill Tony. Rippin' doughnies, fingering goth chicks, and Jason Statham as NAVY DAD for good measure. Slide on them Pit Vipers and come laugh with your boys.
00:00 Intro - Dumb Kid Stuff
00:45 Welcome to Tummy Time, Michael Ridley!
01:25 Men of Culture
02:35 Filipino-American Pipeline
04:15 How to Make Stand-Up Comedians
04:32 Rippin' Doughnies
05:41 Jollibee - Traditional Filipino Food
07:01 Filipino Smells
10:00 That Filipino Auntie Who's Always Trying to Start a Business
10:39 Newport News, VA
11:27 Loud Households
13:07 Historic Jamestown and Historically-Accurate Reenactments
14:37 Plantation Field Trips
16:23 The Filipino Spectrum
17:26 The Problem With Dating Filipinas is They Look Like My Mom
19:41 Filipino Uncles
20:22 Being Filipino in Front of Company
21:00 Things to Do When You're Poor
22:03 Talking Shit is a Filipino Tradition
24:13 Suffering Silently
26:02 Taking Care of Dad in His Older Years
27:55 Filipino Financial Advisors
29:55 What Was Little Michael Ridley Like?
31:17 Smell My Finger
32:09 My Thirteenth Birthday
33:59 Getting Pants'ed in Front of the Hot Girls
35:21 Filipino Party Barge ...With Karaoke
36:34 The Ying and the Yang of Filipino Existence
37:42 The First Filipinos Were Black
40:05 Kill Tony Arena Show
42:03 Michael Ridley is Jason Statham as "The Transporter"
43:36 NAVY DAD
44:59 Doing Kill Tony
45:42 Uncircumcised Penis: God's Dick?
46:49 Rap Career
48:41 Emo Music
49:21 Choosing to Go to Church
51:17 Washboard Ass
52:29 Dummy Thick Cavewoman
55:07 Find Michael Ridley on Instagram: @chinkysweat
57:29 We'll See You Next Tummy Time