53 - Learning to Adult (ft. Heather Keith) - Tummy Time Podcast
Stand-up comedian, roast battler, and podcaster, Heather Keith, comes on Tummy Time and we learn how to adult. Welcome to Tummy Time! Straight outta Oklahoma, Heather spent her summers in the Boy Scouts, pining to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles DVDs (She was Michaelangelo). Rattle snake festivals and period stains, pink-eye make up sticks and pickles, relationship advice and Danielle Steele. If you're looking to adult, look no further. Learning to be a girl through boy scouts, being the stinky kid, divorced mom DVD collections, getting offered my first drink, and New Year's celebrations. This one's got it all!
00:00 Intro - Like Water For Chocolat
00:45 Welcome to Tummy Time, Heather Keith!
01:54 Gif or Gif?
02:31 What's the Vibe of Girl Porn?
03:20 Reading Erotica
03:53 Was Danielle Steele a Man?
05:15 Bald and a Twink?
06:32 Roast Battle: Heather Keith vs Nat Rogachevsky
07:41 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
08:57 This Other Kid's Birthday Was Always On the Same Day as Mine
09:48 As a Girl, What Did You Do All Day at Boy Scout Camp?
11:15 Class Action Law Suit Against the Boy Scouts
12:14 Heather Judges a Roast From TMNT
13:43 Which Ninja Turtle Were You?
15:27 Growing Up in Oklahoma
16:19 Rattlesnake Festivals
20:06 Native American or Mexican?
23:18 I Got a Lot of Period Stains in School
24:09 My Dad Taught Me How to Clean Up Myself at Boy Scout Camp
25:12 I Had My Friend Ask a Guy Out For Me
27:20 I Fucked a Cop's Girlfriend
30:18 Learning to Adult: Navigating Relationships
32:04 What's the Smallest Thing I Can Say to Make You Mad? Pickles.
34:46 Tummy Time is 1!
35:46 The Algorithm Knows You're Thirsty
37:17 My Old Makeup Stick Finally Gave Me Pink Eye
39:36 My First Time Getting Offered a Drink
40:36 Crushing on a Friend at the New Year's Party
43:14 Divorced Moms Have the Best DVD Collections
43:34 When I Was 12, My Favorite Movie Was Chocolat
46:30 Picking Bad Names for Your Podcast
48:17 Heather Keith on Instagram: @adultkiddo
49:14 We'll See You Next Tummy Time
