21 - Dealer's Choice - Tummy Time Podcast

Tummy Time is back for another round. We had some listener feedback and we wanted to set the record straigh so at the top of the show, we call Curt, the impetus behind the infamous 'letter to my high school coach'. The man whose plying time was robbed - and boy, do we get answers. A Tennessee news anchor got fired for purportedly getting too handsy at multiple Christmas parties - oh, also she said 'Nizzle.' Speaking of which, Can Justin Say It? We go up and down Jussy's family tree in search of any semblance of a card. Maybe Scholastique Brown's got the answers. Speaking of Paris Syndrome, Justin went to Paris last year and had himself a nice McDate. We dive into the internet to reveal shirts that prove we care about Asians, strong muscle women, and porcelain that looks strongly vaginal. The Tummy Boyz opine about space travel. Angry note recommends driver gets their ass eaten. And while still on the Internet, Justin also likes cats. We move over to the masturbatorium and read some ancient newz about a dude in Pompeii's final act. Then onto sperm theft. Lots of it. Even in the Bible, Lot's of it. We finally wrap the whole burrito in a nice wholesome story about a threesome gone awry. We'll see you next Tummy Time.

00:00 Intro
00:42 Welcome to Tummy Time
01:34 A Correction Issued
02:50 Calling Curt to Straighten Things Out
09:51 You're Fired. For Shizzle.
12:28 Can Justin Say It: Part III - The Family Tree
14:58 Scholastique Brown
17:29 Jerry is Short For Jerome
18:09 Paris Syndrome: Asians Just Can't Handle the Eiffel Tower
20:48 Justin went on a Date in Paris
23:21 Just in Case Anyone Was Wonder: I'm Not Asian But I Do Care About Them. Here's My Shirt to Prove it.
23:40 Strong, Strong Muscle Girls Making Me Homosexual
24:35 Porcelain Space Mug Looks Like a Vagina
25:42 If You Were Guaranteed a 95% Survival Rate, Would You Go to Space?
27:34 Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time
29:19 Justin, too, Loves Cats
31:51 You Ever Do Any Pentacostal Shit?
34:56 The Lordt Will Set You Free
37:25 Gigantic Penis, Colon, Monster Meat
39:31 Injecting Your Balls - Maybe Do, Maybe Don't
40:18 Pompeii: The Final Act of a Desperate Man
42:25 Sperm Theft: Sperm Jacking, Spurgling
43:53 Sperm Theft in the Christian Bible
45:10 An Honest Reader's Review of the Bible
46:54 Threesome: You, Me, and Some Goddamb Respect!
51:21 We'll See You Next Tummy Time