We're starting this episode right with some certified giggles. A BBC reporter gets hotboxed, John Tesh is good at basketball (music), and a bungee jumper finds himself at the end of his rope. Cyst loves me! Neil's (literal) ass is looking for an invite on Dr. Pimple Popper. If Joe Biden wants to defeat Trump again, he's gonna have to bring the heat - let's hear the president's Hot Five. What if your medical records showed 'tiny dick'? Another insurance scam: they're gonna use your DNA test against you! Mark the tape. Who wants to win this guy's cum? Tummy Time is overly interested in the success of one man's game show. The most dangerous game! Micro penis sex positions and trick rulers: what not to bring to the company Christmas party. Rep Randy McNally can't help himself when he stumbles upon a rainbow and a ray of sunshine. Are women still getting lap dances from (the) Chris Brown in 2023? And we wrap the show with a Public Service Announcement, some lady peeing in a cop car, and Pat Sajak giving some dude a full nelson. We'll see you next Tummy Time.
00:00 Intro
00:34 Welcome to Tummy Time
02:17 BBC Reporter Getting High on Camera
03:26 John Tesh Rips the Keys
05:32 Chord Snaps! Tourist Survives Bungee Jump
07:09 Cyst Loves Me
09:05 Intros and Outros of Childhood Programming
10:40 If Joe Biden Wants to Beat Trump, He Needs to Bring the Heat
11:58 My Doctor Says I'm a Redneck Hick
13:02 What if the Phlebotomist Writes 'Tiny Dick' on My Medical Chart?
17:07 Norman Steinberg, 'Blazing Saddles' Writer, Dies at 83
19:52 Justin's Pass Update, Spit Cup Complete
20:34 PSA: DNA Testing Companies Are Selling Your Information and Jacking Up Insurance Prices
21:00 Serial Sperm Donor Wants a Gameshow
23:20 Justin Did Branding for Sperm Show
24:40 What's the Premise of this Sperm Show?
25:35 Robin (Batman's Sidekick) Says His Dick Was Too Big for TV
26:56 Micro Penis Sex Positions
29:46 Trick Ruler
32:47 Don't Bring the Trick Ruler to Work
33:25 Randy McNally Getting Randy in Young Gay Guy's Comments
38:11 A Certain Type of Woman Loves a Lap Dance From Chris Brown
40:01 Exclusive Swinger's Club Broadens the Rules
42:47 PSA: Don't Plug in Unknown Devices! This one was a bomb.
43:35 Lady Pees in Cop Car
45:28 Update on IRL Never Been Kissed Reboot
46:33 Pat Sajak Attacks Wrestling Guest
48:13 We'll See You Next Tummy Time