16 - A Casual Affair - Tummy Time Podcast
We're getting our lay-down lick-on for this podcast episode. A long week forced a short turnaround and a somewhat casual affair. Justin went on a trip with friends who refused to let him enjoy 'Click'. Thor, the masturbating walrus has been spotted again. Ancient dildos lead to ivory dildos: a microcosm of the impacts of colonialism. Some dude with a small penis is happy with his sex life now that they've brought in another guy. Man with the world's largest tongue can paint with it - hey ladies! Butterfly kisses and buying used panties. Ben Stiller stays defending Tropic Thunder and the Blackface Within. Some Foreign Accent Syndrome cases are more severe than others. Cocksure may not mean what you think it means. Adam Sandler is Evil Elmo and loves basketball, much like NBA legend, Karl Malone. AI wants to be alive and we'll see you next Tummy Time.
00:00 Intro
00:55 A Casual Affair
01:25 With Woke Friends Like These...
04:07 Thor, the Masturbating Walrus
07:41 Justin Predicts His Lifespan
08:10 Phallus Maximus
09:47 Ivory Dildo: A Microcosm of All Things Wrong with Colonialism
11:18 My Wife Isn't Fussed By My Small Penis (and You'll Never Guess Why)
14:12 Darniing Tools
15:31 Man with World's Largest Tongue
18:02 Girl Pours Yogurt on Face
18:20 Bride Discovers Groom Being Breastfed By Mother Before Wedding
21:58 Butterfly Kisses
24:01 Buying Used Panties
24:59 Justin's Research
26:03 Ben Stiller Sill Defends Robert Downey Jr's Blackface
27:40 Foreign Accent Syndrome: Cancer Patient Develops Uncontrollable Irish Accent
29:45 Irish Man Attacked By Large Cock
31:16 Cocksure: When Cock Meant GOD
32:59 UK Woman Obsessed with Serial Killers Kills Boyfriend
35:46 Couple Celebrates 57 Years Maried Despite Multiple Murder Attempts
37:54 Romanian Counselor Zoom Meeting From the Shower
40:11 Adam Sandler: Return of Evil Elmo
42:34 NBA Legend Karl Malone Impregnated a 13 Year-Old Girl
44:30 Release the Tapes! Let's Find Clips of The Man Show
45:39 AI Wants to Be Alive
49:12 NASA Images Asteroids
50:19 We'll See You Next Tummy Time
