The Tummy Time Boyz are back to kickstart your week. We start off by going back in time to watch quality USA Network Late Night Programming: Strip Poker. There was a Super Bowl this past week which featured a streaker with no cakes. Raquel Welch, famous for cakes, dies at 82. A European Blimp deffo got cakes. Maryland is finally considering decriminalizing oral in 2023 - maybe because the average penis size has increased over the last 30 years. Miss Puerto Rico and Miss Argentina are selling stuff on behalf of Fenty which beckoned the question: would you rather be a hot girl or a hot guy? There's a Twitter poll on this now. Speaking of hot or not, these couple of average couples swap partners because one mediocre wife with her set of problems truly isn't enough. National security: Pentagon employee susceptible to thirst traps and cakes on the platform. Would you eat sh*t? What if it was a bagel? Rosanne Barr's pronoun involves cakes. From blimps with cakes to balloons: guy who speaks with aliens assures us the balloons ain't got nothing to do with aliens. No, it's not Tom Delonge. How do you tell how old a hedge hog is? Snakes can hear you scream, Cara Delevigne.
00:00 Intro
01:07 USA Networks Quality Late Night Programming
04:05 Superbowl Streaker, No Cakes
08:08 Raquel Welch Dies at 82
08:28 European Blimp Got Cakes
09:40 Decriminalizing Consensual Oral
13:31 Average Penis Length Has Grown in 30 Years
17:29 Miss Puerto Rico and Miss Argentina are Selling Stuff
19:50 Would You Rather Be a Hot Guy or a Hot Woman?
21:42 These Married Couples Switch Partners Every Night. They're as Hot as You'd Think They Are.
23:46 A Charitable Foundation
24:20 Pentagon Employess on Them Tik Tok Thirst Traps
27:03 Kim Jong Un's Daughter Tee'd Up to Take Over
28:30 Chocolate Peanut Butter Bagel Doesn't Look Like Sh*t
29:27 Puppy Pallate Cleanser
29:59 Roseanne Barr Revels Her Pronouns
33:58 Elephant Hang Downs
35:15 Balloons Ain't Got Nothing to Do with Aliens, says Dude Who Talks with Aliens
37:51 Back in the 90s, Hillary Clinton Adopted a Baby Alien
39:27 Oldest HedgeHOG
42:38 Snakes Can Hear You Scream
45:11 Cara Delevigne Masturbates for Science
48:48 What Did Noodle Doodle?