Welcome to Tummy Time! Top of the show, Justin brings in an internet throwback: Booty Warrior, Fleece Johnson. Neil brings some stock imagery search: cancer. Open-chan, 7-11's Taiwan (or Tai-ONE China) mascot goes for a little flight on opening day. Celine Dion sings a song to inspire Justin. Mike Post makes bank for every clank-clank you hear on Law & Order. Speaking of music, Afroman drops a hot track - was he inspired by Ronnie Millsap? In semi-local news, Louisiana stays messing up: now requiring ID for sites that contain 33.3% adult material. Justin lays down some advice on "Listen Up, Youngblood" and reminds the youths to verify their thirst trap is the actual person they purport to be. Pope Benedict and Barbara Walters died this week but Damar Hamlin did not. Hyper local news: stores are running out of tampons. We then wrap the show with a teen being cyber-bullied by her mom and Meghan Markle being lip-gloss-bullied by Kate Middleton.