8 - Covid Brain - Tummy Time Podcast
Post Christmas and Justin's got Covid! So we're trying out that remote podcast thing. How are you supposed to wear a hat? Flat billed or curled? Some more fond Christmas memories surface as Justin remmebers that time his brother-in-law slapped his cousin's ass thinking it was his sister. Art wants to know if Justin's sister and cousin have similar asses. Is Papa Roach cool? Jussy is listening irregardless of that fact. More Papa, More Roach. How would you like your news delivered because Neil may have found the guy with the perfect tone for today's news coverage. The Tummy Time Boyz beat WatchMojo to the punch and hit the listeners with the much requested Top 5 Dicks of the Animal Kingdom. Speaking of animal dicks, did you know that roosters don't have cocks? Moving onto the news, Justin reports on fake parking tickets, and how Moms get Christmas gifts from Dads. Bill Cosby is looking to make the rounds again. Is he opening for Dave Chappelle?! Florida Dominatrices/Daft Punk impersonators request a sex dungeon. A man, a plan, his canal: insert decommissioned World War II mortar here. Samuel Jackson likes porn, maybe he wanted a banana cleaner for Christmas? OJ was on a podcast, Lindsay Lohan is starting a podcast - neither of which are Tummy Time.
00:00 Intro
00:33 Welcome to Tummy Time
02:08 Tips from Auntie on How You Shoud Wear a Hat
04:06 A Case of Mistaken Identity
04:48 Do Your Sister and Cousin Have Similar Butts?
06:18 Last Resort: Is Papa Roach Cool?
08:55 Current Generation's Walter Cronkite
11:25 WatchMojo's Top 5 Dicks of the Animal Kingdom; Number 1: DUCK
13:08 Roosters Have No Cocks
15:47 Cloacal Kissing on the First Date
18:05 What Does an Echidna's Penis Look Like?
19:41 Stuffed Whale Penis
20:21 Is the Lochness Monster Just a Pic of a Whale's Penis?
22:09 Bogus Parking Tickets More Legit-Looking Than Actual Parking Tickets
24:20 The Very First Copypasta Ever Invented
25:28 How Moms Get Gifts From Dads and How Sons Make Christmas Better
26:15 Covid Check: Nyquil Hit
26:40 Bil Cosby Comedy/Redemption? Tour
30:25 Dominatrices Want to Use Your Tax Dollars for a Sex Dungeon. Vote Yes.
34:55 Chicken Sammiches as Legal Chicken Tenders
37:46 Flared Bases are Important
41:50 Samuel L. Jackson Likes Porn
43:56 An $11,000 Toilet. Does it Have a Camera?
45:10 Banana Cleaner
48:10 OJ Simpson Clears the Air About Rumors
51:43 Speaking of OJ: Broncos are BACK!
52:20 Lindsay Lohan Also Has a Podcast. It's Not Called Tummy Time.
55:40 Irrumatio
58:07 What Did Noodle Doodle?
