71 - Salt Life (ft. Dean Stanfield) - Tummy Time Podcast

Stand up comedian, Dean Stanfield, jumps the Tummy Time Boys into the boat and takes us away to salt life. Welcome to Tummy Time! Dean Stanfield, last year's second funniest person in Austin, to no one's surprise was once a party boat captain. He also was stabbed with a hot-cheeto'ed fork in the middle of a hockey game. A man of many talents, and dirty feet, Dean will take you down the river, up a lake, and land you at the nearest Margaritaville franchise. Get hella inspired by John F. Kennedy speeches as performed by Dean and a very bittersweet, emotional documentary with which he was involved. Salt life girls, dirty acts on cruise ships, faked moon landings, and real assassinations. Make sure you've got your floatation devices and a rack of cold ones because this one's got us quickly living the slow life.

00:00 Intro - Party Boat Captain Dean Stanfield
00:29 Welcome to Tummy Time, Dean Stanfield!
02:03 Runner-Up Austin Funniest Person
03:45 The Buck Chug
05:08 Breaking Up is Hard to Do
07:49 Streaking When the Inspiration Finds You
10:28 The Hangovers
12:37 Car Pranks with Friends
14:55 Salt Life Girls
16:14 Captain Dean of the Party Boat Good Times
19:03 I Had a Girl Stab Me with a Fork
20:08 Disgusting Acts on Cruises
23:06 Dirty Feets
25:55 Margaritaville House and Big Money Dreams
27:54 What's the First Thing You're Doing When You Get Money?
32:54 Kennedy's Moon Landing Speech
33:45 Was the Moon Landing Faked?
35:42 When Did the Government Assassinate JFK?
38:29 JFK Crowd Work
41:14 Comedians on Bulls
43:27 Fishing For More than I Bargained For
47:35 If You Don't Drain It, You Start to Growl
48:37 Documentary About the Comedic Journey
52:07 Touching Expensive Equipment
55:34 Check Out Dean Stanfield on Instagram: @deanastanfield
56:58 We'll See You Next Tummy Time