61 - Surprise! (ft. Spencer Cavins) - Tummy Time Podcast

Stand-up comedian and podcaster, Spencer Cavins (co-host @slamtimelive), comes on the podcast and we harken back to simpler times. The OC was big, Spencer was tryna be Seth Cohen, and his parent have never been prouder. Welcome to Tummy Time! We start off with a phony panhandler (who has a highly profitable bit). Then off to the Pacific Northwest for tech work, drugs, and sex at 30-second clips. Finally, we end up in Austin doing standup, and confronting our failures and embarassments. Speaking of cringe: A suprise going away party gone wrong. Erowid and the Anarchist Cookbook. Poo-poo vs sh*t and becoming a better person on weed. A young, verile Hillary Clinton makes the podcast and has the boyz eating out of the palm of her hand. Forcefully.

00:00 Intro - Seth Cohen
00:48 Welcome to Tummy Time!
01:11 Phony Panhandler
03:43 How Much Does a Panhandler Make?
04:38 San Francisco Bush Man, Is That Just Aggrevated Shrobbery?
07:25 Off Heroin for a Decade, Stopped Drinking
08:04 Hillary Clinton, We Didn't Know!
12:37 What Was Baby Spencer a Child Genius?
17:35 Do You Remember "The OC"?
18:30 Impersonating People From TV in My Everyday Life
19:59 Gaining Perspective as a Kid
21:07 I Wanted to be Seth Cohen
22:28 I Failed School Until there was Seth
24:11 Weed Makes Me Responsible
26:32 Did Baby Spencer Wear a Lot of FUBU?
33:18 Did Baby Spencer Bring Morning Glory Seeds to Boy Scout Camp?
35:03 Anarchist Cookbook
37:08 Too Much Robo-Tripping is a Bad Thing
38:59 What's the Difference Between Poo-poo and SH*T?
42:18 Filipino Pelt
43:30 My Cringiest Moment
46:59 Only Hits Unprotected
48:48 Going Away Party
50:36 Was Actually a Suprise Going Away Party For Me
53:25 She Cheated on Me with the Bassist From Portugal The Man
56:01 Stand-up Makes You Confront Your Failures and Embarrassment
58:30 Check out @spencercavins on Instagram and @slamtimelive podcast on YouTube
59:14 We'll See You Next Tummy Time