5 - Under God's Clean Light - Tummy Time Podcast
The Tummy Boyz meet again for your weekly pulse check. Justin starts the show off on - surprise, surprise - a horny note. However, he reveals it would not take a punch from a woman and being the consummate feminist, he'd have no qualms reporting her to the police. We harken back a year to remember that every day there's an office Christmas party lap dance. Remember Mononucleosis? Neil gets a mysterious call about the book deal he was never working on. Jussy bombed on stage by sharing a heartwarming story of childhood and personal growth. Justin shows Neil how a wedding is SUPPOSED to go before touching on the Britney Griner for Viktor Bout trade. Free condoms, dancing with corpses, and fecal slurry round out the show before the boyz browse Jussy's YouTube history and give final thoughts on shipping Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn.
0:00 - Intro
0:59 - Welcome to Tummy Time
2:40 - I Beat Men Up for CASH
4:08 - How much would it cost to take a punch from a lady?
5:42 - A Poll for the Lady Listeners: Is Jussy Being to Misogynistic?
6:13 - A year in review: hot cop lap dance back on the beat
8:42 - Are all cops really bastards?
9:31 - MONO: The Kissin' Disease
12:29 - Sanding the Glory Hole Wall
13:00 - Do you tip your door dasher cash?
14:42 - How much would you sell out America for?
15:54 - Jeff Solomon looking for Nina Andrews
18:24 - Body Double
20:40 - I Bombed With Self Sucking
26:43 - Invitation to a Wedding
30:00 - En Caul Birth
31:10 - Britney Griner for Viktor Bout
34:23 - Indonesia Bans Sex Outside of Marriage
37:51 - CONDOMS? Well, at least they're free
39:36 - Pitt Students Charged with Abusing a Corpse
42:18 - Pastor Jailed for Having Human Body Parts
45:13 - Fecal Slurry for Unshakable Diarrhea
47:05 - Pet Rats on a Subway
48:33 - Man Slaps Police Horse on Butt, is This Assault on a COP?
50:42 - It's the 1950 and you see your african american friend getting beaten and you can't say anything
52:46 - Justin's Youtube History
54:34 - Poison Ivy + Harley Quinn
57:49 - What did Noodle Doodle?
