46 - Nothing Crazy (ft. Joey Smith) - Tummy Time Podcast
This one's for all the dogs. Stand-up comedian, Joey Smith, jumps on the podcast and we start smoking on that pack. Welcome to Tummy Time! Drill rap is in season and the boys discuss albums to pleasure your woman to, getting a snake because your cheating wife is into snake guys, and the biggest jar you've ever seen. How many frozen pizzas can JNCO jeans hold? Can you use the leftover embalming fluid to get wet? Would you rather have five minutes with Joey Smith or five million dollars? Rest in piss, this episode is off the chain.
00:00 Intro - Embalming Fluid is Extra
00:41 Welcome to Tummy Time, Joey Smith!
02:08 How Late is "Nothing Crazy" Late?
03:28 What kind of dirt is H-E-B hiding?
04:39 Is Schertz, TX White-Flight San Antonio? No, it's a military base.
05:03 Schertz, TX is also the #40 place to move in the US
05:59 If Joey Can't Use the Skate Park, NO ONE CAN!
06:38 Joey Smith Threatens to Turn the Podcast Booth into a Gas Chamber
07:59 What was baby Joey Smith like?
08:47 I was named after the creator of Mormonism but I was supposed to be named 'Max'
11:19 Would You Rather Have 5 Minutes with Joseph Smith or 5 Million Dollars?
12:23 I Can't Soak Because I Hate Eye Contact
15:14 At Home Depot, I Pooped My Pants
17:28 Justin's Dad, the Rabbit Pellet Prankster
18:35 I Had a Pet Rabbit But My Dad Gave Him Away
19:54 My Mom Cheated On My Dad With a Guy Who Had a Snake... So He Got One, Too
21:22 Snake Women Are Scary and Snake Guys Are Scary
22:44 Snake Care
24:35 If You're Gonna Make Me Get Embalmed, At Least Let My Loved Ones Dip and Get Wet
25:42 What's the Biggest Jar You've Seen?
26:27 Believe it or not, Ripley's next to the Alamo anymore.
27:23 Dressing Up the Alamo
29:09 My First Time Was With the Girl Who Ruined the Star Football Player's Life
31:10 A Passion for Eating Pussy
32:02 The New Drake Album, For All the Dogs, is Gonna Be a Great Pussy-Eating Soundtrack
33:23 Frank Ocean's Blonde is Another Great Album to Eat Box to
34:25 Shout Out YouTube Premium
35:24 Grower or Shower?
36:06 Were You Cool as Hell?
36:51 Smoking on That (Ronald Reagan) Pack Etymology
37:48 What, Are You Having a Hard Time?
38:52 You Can Fit a Whole Frozen Pizza in a JNCO Jean
39:52 Food is Fuel
41:02 On Loving the Philadelphia Eagles in a Sea of Cowboy Fans
42:07 Pete Wentz From Fall Out Boy
42:42 Rest In Piss
44:37 Smoking On That Margaritaville Pack
45:23 Drum Beats with Joey Smith
46:14 My Roommate Was a Great Musician/Tried to Stab Me
47:59 Look For Joey's New Podcast, "Music To Eat Pussy To"
50:07 You Guys Like Piss Play?
52:11 Sand
53:09 Playing Sassafras on Good Evening News
56:02 Prop Guns for Movie Sets and Krav Maga
58:34 Check out @thisisjoeysmith on Instagram
59:33 We'll See You Next Tummy Time
