44 - The 9/11 Special (ft. Kandace Medina) - Tummy Time Podcast
What does it mean to "Never Forget?" In this special 9/11 episode, we have stand-up comedian and America's Sweetheart, Kandace Medina, come on the show and truly teach us what it means to be an American. Welcome to Tummy Time! From growing up a foul-mouthed kid in Texas to getting picked up on the local branch of Mugshawtys, Kandace will have you laughing all the way through the greatest American holiday. Rewriting the American entrance exam, having too much fun in jail, and getting blamed for 9/11. Have you ever baked cupcakes to ask a friend to prom? Wanna know what it's like to compete for MasterChef? Does America truly have the best propaganda? All this and more on this hilarious and very, very patriotic podcast episode.
00:00 Intro - Hyperpatriotism
00:46 Welcome to Tummy Time, Kandace Medina!
01:17 Featured on Mugshawtys
02:11 Is Donald J. Trump a Mugshawty?
03:26 How Did You Get Your Mugshot?
05:27 ACAB Unless Thicc
06:31 Having Fun in Jail
07:51 They Didn't Tell Us the Rules of Jail
08:02 Drinking and Driving; Getting Sober
10:20 Last Hurrah Before Sobriety
12:28 We Lost the World's Greatest Beer Shotgunner
13:24 The 9/11 Special
13:58 Do You Remember What Day September 11th Was On? Tuesday.
14:50 I Made a 9/11 Slideshow
16:01 Fatwa on the 1%
16:41 Don't Give Corporations a Tax Advantage
18:34 My Gym Teacher Blamed Us for 9/11
19:05 Again, Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped 9/11
22:55 They Didn't Do a Great Job of Contextualizing 9/11 for Kids
23:27 The Craziest Thing About 9/11...
25:04 America Propaganda is Best Propaganda
26:25 Whoa, America!
27:26 If You Can't Sing Toby Keith, Get Out of America
27:55 Making 9/11 Merch
29:04 Uniting Around Hate
29:46 Galveston, Texas
31:31 Galveston If You're Feeling Classy, Crystal Beach If Ya Nasty
32:59 Attending High School in Houston
34:19 What Kind of Kid Were You in High School?
36:07 Asking a Friend to Prom... with Cupcakes
38:19 Grind Lines
40:09 Everyone Thought I Was Dirty Because of My Mouth
42:41 Masterchef: Kandace's Origin Story
45:47 You Need a Sob Story For Competition Shows
47:08 It Wasn't My Food That Lost Me Masterchef, It Was My Personality
49:38 What Do You Think the Secret Service Agent Told George Bush in Front of Those Kids?
50:43 Young Laura Bush
52:03 PAWG
54:19 Find Kandace Medina on Social Media @chunkerknugget
54:52 We'll See You Next Tummy Time
