42 - Rounding Up (ft. Christopher Tan)

Stand-up, Christopher Tan, jumps on the podcast and affirms some stereotypes. Welcome to Tummy Time! The Austin-native comedian tells us about his foray in finance before leaving New York to come back home to pursue his passions. Getting trim in New York vs Austin, Asian Hierarchies, and farting out c*m. Yes, it's a wild one. Is Barack Obama Gay? What does it take to NOT get into Harvard? Who are all the MILFs on the Justin Soileau Vengeance for Chris Tour? You'll laugh and maybe learn a thing or two on this insane episode of Tummy Time.

00:00 Intro - Sweat the Technique
00:21 Welcome to Tummy Time, Christopher Tan!
01:33 Working at an Asian Grocery Store, Who's the Worst Customers to Deal With?
02:53 Chinatown, Austin, TX
03:55 When Did You Live in New York?
04:38 Why Did You Stop Being a Banker?
05:19 Living On Your Own in New York
05:58 Does Having Your Own Place Help With Getting Trim?
06:49 Prison Podcasts
07:38 It's All Love
08:12 Confirming Stereotypes
09:22 Asian Hierarchies
09:55 Could Justin Get Asian Girls?
12:04 Dating Asian Women
13:23 Hinge in New York vs Hinge in Austin
14:13 Is Barack Obama Gay?
17:34 The Case For Barack Obama Being Not Gay
18:44 Is it Chris Tan or Chris Chan?
20:49 Why Did You Change Your Name?
21:37 Access to Lexis Nexis
22:31 Justin Plots His Revenge on Chris's Behalf
23:13 You Good at Fingering?
23:56 Hey Ladies, Chris Tan is Double-Jointed
24:18 Studying Up on Pleasing Ladies
25:31 Dick Measuring
27:26 My Wife Thought I Was Mexican
28:21 Asian Hierarchies II: Cool vs Social Acceptance
29:14 Jollibee
30:24 Going to China to Trick Harvard into Thinking I'm Ethnic
31:46 Your Asian Father Wanted You to Go to Harvard?!
34:15 Doing Comedy in Your Hometown
36:24 Growing Up Fat and Losing the Weight
39:30 My Science Teacher Always Tried Humiliating Me in Class
40:53 The Justin Soileau Vengeance Tour: II
44:09 I Think I Farted Out C*m
47:00 My Brother Uses My Shed to Entertain Women
49:48 Room Above the Garage
51:17 The Things Ten-Body-Count Women Won't Do
52:28 Catch Chris Tan on Instagram: @devoutlychrischan
52:53 We'll See You Next Tummy Time