41 - Brat Control (ft. Colton Dowling) - Tummy Time Podcast

Stand-up comedian, co-owner of The Creek and The Cave, and podcaster (co-host of "Some of This is Bad" - @someofthisisbad), Colton Dowling comes on the show and we forget to exercise Brat Control. Things go off the rails from the drop: adopting Asian children, growing up religious, wanting to play the flute; ending up playing sax, and going on Birthright. Did the Broncos go to the Super Bowl four time or five? What kind of wild shit can we expect at "Perverts"? Wanna learn some history? What do scarabs have to do with any of this? A wet and wild, hilarious adventure on this episode of Tummy Time.

00:00 Intro - Showing My Dentist Hardcore Gay Corn
00:42 Welcome to Tummy Time, Colton Dowling!
01:21 Everytime You Break Spaghetti, An Italian Dies
01:56 Capitalism: I Forget Spaghetti is Hard and Chickens are Alive
02:48 The Problem with Kids in America
03:18 When are You Going to Adopt an Asian Kid?
04:24 Baby Will Still Go Up
05:08 Having Children: The Selfish, Ego-Driven Enterprise
05:44 Growing Up Religious in the Military, Lacking Consistency
07:14 Southern Baptist? Did You Guys Sing in Your Church?
07:58 Dads Don't Sing, Dude
08:34 Brat Control
09:49 My Dad Didn't Listen to Music Until College
11:14 Colton Can't Smell Too Good
11:50 We Used to Put Vodka in Water Bottles
13:30 Hard-Hitting Questions a la Barbara Walters
14:11 How Does a Man Go From Kick-Butt Coffee Open Mic to Owning a Comedy Club?
15:22 I Dated an Italian, Once
18:13 If You Want to Do Something, Just Do It
19:14 Colton Dowling Went on Birthright
19:34 A Cop Has to Tell You He's a Cop, Otherwise That's Entrapment
21:03 Gay Birthright at Tel Aviv Pride
22:45 We Can't Let You Into Heaven
24:45 Whose Fault is Fentanyl?
25:53 How Did You Come to Co-Own New York to Austin Comedy Club, the Creek and the Cave?
30:43 Perverts: The Fabled Austin Comedy Show
31:26 Mitch McConnell Stroke Medicine
32:50 Ghost Children Upset at Greg Abbott Signing Laws
33:37 Colton Downling Answers Your Questions: "Is This Gay?"
34:54 I Seen Bile.
36:24 Colton Dowling: Hit Man, A Rom-Com
37:35 Can Women Feel My Boner When I Dance On Them? Yes! Men Can, Too.
39:30 History Buff
39:50 Benjamin Franklin: Ultimate Fuckboy
40:41 What's a Beaver Hat?
41:50 Everyone Dies of Syphillis
42:13 Broncos in the Superbowl? 4 or 5 Times? Lemme Check the Phone.
46:31 I Wanted to Play the Flute, Dad Said Play the Saxophone
48:12 My British Sax-Ed Teacher Got Mad at Me Because My Family Didn't Let Me Practice
50:26 Learning About World War II, Let's Visit Dachau!
52:10 Recording Comedy Specials
53:48 The Best Thing I Ever Did Was Find a Filipino Named Tengu
56:40 Filipino Currency
57:58 That's How You Get Bedbugs
58:43 Scarabs
59:21 We'll See You Next Tummy Time
59:45 Check Out @coltondowling and @someofthisisbad