34 - Ruby Heist (ft. Dylan Sullivan) - Tummy Time Podcast

Dylan Sullivan will have you busting your guts. Welcome to Tummy Time. The stand-up comedian (Lights Out with David Spade, Comedy Central) and Comedy Mothership regular talks growing up in Aurora, CO (yep, around that time), doing salvia, and people coming after his rubies. Getting good at hiding handcuffs, dating a conservative as a gay man, and the ultimate cookbook inspiration. Ever make eye contact with another human while pooping? Feel like commenting 'Gnashing of Teeth' on this episode? Will Dylan find a wife for Justin so that he can live a more fulfilled life? All this and an impromptu therapy session/love intervention on this hilarious episode of Tummy Time.

00:00 Intro: You Ever Smoke Salvia?
00:50 Welcome to Tummy Time
01:32 The Comedy Store Door Guy Rigmarole (1099, Direct Deposit)
02:16 The Open Mic at Flapper's Bar in Burbank, CA
05:10 Shoutout Wayne at Flapper's Bar
07:33 The First Time Your Dad Saw Your Set
09:12 Growing Up in Aurora, CO
09:30 Being at the Batman Midnight Release, in Another Theater
10:47 Everyone's Best Friends with the Dead Kid
12:14 Ruby Heist
13:02 Native Texan
14:06 My Brother Locked Me to a Fire Hydrant
16:38 Getting Good at Hiding Things, Specifically Handcuffs
17:36 The Positives of My Brother's Heroin Use
18:53 The Ultimate Cookbook
20:19 That's How Carradine Died
21:05 Salvia: Everyone's Only Ever Done it Once
22:46 The Salvia Shaman
23:58 Go to Church or Do Salvia?
25:12 The Day I Stopped Believing in God
27:27 Wailing and Gnashing of Teeth
29:30 Clean and Sober From Salvia
31:12 Did You Ever Have Wet Dreams?
31:55 Having a Conservative Boyfriend as a Gay Man
32:22 There are So Many Gay Guys in Dubai
34:20 Dylan on Lights Out with David Spade
36:39 Growing Up on Comedy Central, What Did it Feel Like Getting on Comedy Central?
38:55 On Meeting Norm MacDonald
39:40 Closed Restrooms at the Little League Game
42:26 It Makes Me Nervous When People Hear Me Poop
44:53 Dylan Sullivan is a Stand-Up Comedian Because of Pauly Shore
48:37 What Do You Get Mad At?
49:50 Are You a Relationship Guy?
51:30 Do You Trust Women, Justin?
53:15 She Won't Let Me Have Sex with Other Women
54:39 Dylan Will Find Justin a Wife
57:09 We'll See You Next Tummy Time