28 - Cereal Killer (ft. Ryan Cownie) - Tummy Time Podcast

Ryan Cownie, comedian and future author of "The Three Times I Peed My Pants in Public in LA (and the One Time I Shit Myself), A Novel by Ryan Cownie", regales the Tummy Time boyz with tales of growing up in Nebraska en route to LA: getting tackled too hard, impromptu scoliosis checks, poop-covered garage hopping, and cereal killing - each story is more incredible and piss-covered than the last. Will Ryan find love with piss in his pants on a date with a Reiki Healer? Are his cereal killing days truly behind him? Come laugh along and find out more than you've ever wanted to know.

Catch Ryan Cownie co-host the podcast “Why Should We Care?”: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLtexN7A3vdx46jcgFoIT4nXDt5h-T25lp

00:00 Intro
00:53 Welcome to Tummy Time
02:37 Ever Finger a Girl at Summer Camp?
04:05 Ryan Remembers Sneaking Out at Summer Camp with a Girl
05:06 Eggskimo Brothers
07:37 Ryan Gets Romantic, Tries to Spice Up Relationship
09:53 Yes, They Make Penis Extensions
12:18 Secret Tip If You Have to Pee or Poop in Los Angeles
13:57 Never Trust a Fart
15:53 Piss and Tell On a First Date
17:09 What is Reiki?
19:56 Ryan's Piss Gets Mixed Up with the Wrong Crowd (R. Kelly)
26:48 It's Just Mud!
34:19 Impromptu Scoliosis Check (for Scoliosis Awareness Month)
38:13 An Illegal Story Way Past Statute
39:50 Garage Hopping
42:49 Some Might Say, Too Many Cereals
43:27 At the Crossroads
44:44 Get the Milk Ready, Ryan's Getting that Cereal
48:12 Ryan Cownie's Netflix Special
50:30 Why Should We Care?
51:24 I Can't Die
52:20 We'll See You Next Tummy Time