We're expanding the Tummy Time cinematic universe with a special guest this episode! Welcome, Seaneila: chef, nurse, and Neil's little sister. Join the tummy crew as we grill Seaneila with the hard-hitting, high-brow, integral journalism you've come to expect from the show. Justin asks Seaneila for relationship advice. So if you've wondered "How can I ensure that I die alone?" or "Optimal strategy to get a young one?", this podcast episode is for you. We take some strolls down memory lane as Seaneila reveals some fun, embarrassing, and highly-scratchy stories from her past. Did she dress like Avril Lavigne? Was She Adorkable? And how is her current bedside manner now that she's a nurse? Relationship advice, some pertinent medical discussion (lowest balls), and cooking tips all packaged into one amazing guest. Come along for the ride and enjoy your weekly dose of Tummy Time.
00:00 Intro
00:44 Welcome to Tummy Time
01:42 Special Guest: Seaneila
02:16 Justin Asks Relationship Advice
03:17 How to Date Younger Women and Not Be Creepy
06:23 Niching Down on Reddit
08:17 Seaneila Used to Be a Pastry Underscore, Underscore Chef
09:40 Pro-tip to Get Your Pastries Cooked Through
12:09 Fashion of the Early Aughts
13:43 Does Wearing a Tie Help with Dating Younger?
15:03 Justin Asks Out Dental Receptionist and Gets Technique Feedback
15:50 a/s/l?
16:50 Avril Karaoke
17:25 Spice Girls Talent Show
20:18 Asking a Nurse Medical Questions
21:71 If You Don't Use It, You Lose It.
23:21 Sounding
24:35 Adorkable
25:53 Seaneila's Bedside Manner
27:09 Erect Makes the Catheter Go In Easier
28:40 Fashionably 2000s
30:30 Neil and Seaneila's Mom: Explained in a Moment
32:45 Seaneila's Ancestry
35:53 Seaneila was a Model Like Jussy
39:10 There's Blood in the Water
45:20 Fighting Siblings, Fighting Friends - No One Unscathed
49:06 Party with Havarti
50:04 That Time Shoe Shopping
54:38 Jerry Spinger, RIP
57:12 Circumcision Tourism
57:55 Stay Tuned for Seaneila's Return to Podcasting
58:19 We'll See You Next Tummy Time