24 - Pulling Teeth - Tummy Time Podcast

Growing old is hard and your teeth fall out of your damb head. It's a fact of life. Sometimes, you have to get the teeth pulled to move forward. Justin is taking care of business and goes his ass to the dentist. Then they overcharge him. Such is life. Maybe he could have just visited the dude running a dentistry operation from his LaQuinta room at least that would have cost less. Community pools used to be a thing. Justin's hometown pool got shut down for some nefarious reasons. Back in the day, there was a day when you could invite your parent to eat lunch with you. You got to sit on the stage above the kids who didn't have parents and snack on McNuggets while starting down at your contemporaries eating their school-provided alternatives. Styles in the 90s were all over the place. We used to have to go places to have our pictures taken for us. Sometimes they would stage the wildest things. Before we leave you, Justin pitches his movie idea. Do you think it's too racey to be made in this day? It seems like a movie circa 2005 Comedy Central would produce. We'll see you next Tummy Time.

00:00 Intro
00:38 Welcome to Tummy Time
00:58 Justin Goes to the DENTIST
03:13 Justin Gets Overcharged at the Dentist
05:41 Big Dentist Would Never Let Better-Than-Teeth Exist
07:07 Do Dentists Carry a Permanent Record?
07:47 Man Accused of Playing Dentist at LaQuinta Room
09:27 There's Vagina Dentata, Is There a Penile Version?
12:01 Community Pool
13:07 Why Did the Silsbee Community Pool Get Shut Down?
14:34 First Swimming Lessons
15:45 McDonald's After a Doctor's Appointment: an American Tradition
16:45 Eat Lunch with Parents Day
17:46 What Toys Used to Come in Happy Meals?
19:22 Getting Grounded
24:37 Getting Caught with Boogers
28:35 Justin's Movie Idea
37:59 Clothing Styles as a Kid
40:03 Justin's Clothing Style as a Kid
41:21 Olan Mills Used to Pull Wild Stuff Out
44:19 Worst Injury as a Kid?
45:27 The Reason Justin Broke His Arm
50:09 Let's Go to the Comments
52:46 We'll See You Next Tummy Time