23 - Finding Roots - Tummy Time Podcast
Welcome back to Tummy Time. We get deep in this one. Justin digs down and explores his ancestry in the shocking series conclusion of 'Can Justin Say It?' After we read the DNA test (spoiler alert, he is NOT the father), we discuss Justin's persuit of becoming a child actor. First step: headshot. Where can you get a headshot in the 90s in Southeast Texas? Only one place: Parkdale Mall. After aking his headshots, Justin is apparently entered into a competition: The Model of the Millennium. That's right. The whole millennium. Will he win? Watch to find out. Easter Sunday was a week or so ago and like a good son, Justin went to church, only to run into an awkward hookup he had years ago. Justin then regales us with his biblical knowledge and talks about the King of Foreskins. Speaking of foreskin, Justin had a botched circumcision. Did you know circumcisions come in different styles? Walmart removes a rad shirt which reminded Justin of Christmas morning, and we'll see you next Tummy Time.
00:00 Intro
00:39 Welcome to Tummy Time
00:53 Can Justin Say It? An Exploration in Ancestry: The Final Chapter
03:41 Justin Took a DNA Test, Found Out
04:15 Justin's Blood is Primarily...
06:26 Justin is 15%...
07:48 There's Still Hope for Justin...
09:02 No Hope Left, Only Bargaining...
09:58 Well, it's SOMETHING...
12:34 Justin Soileau, Child Actor
15:21 The Only Place to Get a Decent Headshot in the 90s
17:32 They Put Makeup on a Southeast Texas Boy
20:39 Model of the Millennium
23:41 Searching for Watermelons
26:05 Wendy English, Please Call In
26:54 Neil Buys Truck, Pays Methheads to Run it
31:42 Easter Sunday Church
34:21 Running into a Past Awkward Hookup at Church
36:42 Justin Cites the Bible
38:35 The King of Foreskins
40:09 Speaking of Foreskins: Botched Circumcision
41:00 Circumcisions Come in Different Styles
44:00 Salt Peter for Diminished Libido in the Armed Forces
46:10 Walmart Removes Offensive Shirt
47:15 Christmas Stockings
47:47 The One Sock Justin Has Respect For
51:25 We'll See You Next Tummy Time
