2 - Long and Toothy Critters - Tummy Time Podcast

Neil starts a conspiracy theory about Discount Tire. Justin and Neil break down some data from recent Tummy Time clips. Justin explains the difference between white halftime shows and "halftime shows of color." Then the boys talk about antitrust, Bhad Baby's blackfishing, the Ripley's Believe It or Not dick-nose, the death of a watermelon comedian, the Chinese smoker running man, another Only Fans teacher, hooker ghosts, the FTX polyamorous cult, @Mugshawtys, a Gabby Petito clue on Jeopardy!, and Justin teases a patreon video where they watch the porn that has one of his songs in it.

00:00 - Opening
00:56 - Welcome to Tummy Time
01:10 - Why is Discount Tire Always Busy?
02:34 - Data's Hilarious
05:31 - Friday Night Lights
07:44 - Marching Band Proper Posture
08:37 - Jussy's Message of Unity
08:59 - Ticket Buying and the Ticketmaster Fiasco
09:35 - Red Hot Chili Peppers vs Taylor Swift
10:37 - Antitrust Talk: Trust No One.
11:54 - Justin Dishes on Taylor
12:23 - Justin Realizes Why He Doesn't Like Taylor
12:37 - Kanye West is Justin's Apple
13:09 - Bhad Bhabie
15:14 - Justin's Open Invitation to Bhad Bhaebie
15:37 - Justin Tries Some Pickup Lines
17:10 - Man with the Longest Nose
20:09 - Leo Gallagher in Memoriam
22:29 - Hazel Scott the Pianist
23:44 - Chainsmoking Chinese Man Runs a Marathon
24:41 - Philadelphia Chicken Man Eats 40 Rotisserie Chickens in 40 Days
28:12 - Hot for Teacher
30:34 - What is the Sexiest Type of Teacher?
31:50 - Hooker Ghosts
34:21 - FTX Polyamory Sex House
35:17 - A Christmas Story House Goes Up for Sale
37:37 - MugShawties: Mug Shots of Shawties
39:41 - Jeopardy Gets Cute with the Clues
41:18 - Neil and Justin Audition for Jeopardy's Writers Room
42:46 - Justin Teases Spicy Patreon Content
45:06 - What Did We Learn Today?
46:09 - What Did Noodle Doodle?

Tummy Time is a weekly comedy podcast. We stream Thursdays @ 9:30pm Central on Twitch and YouTube. New episodes drop on Mondays.