19 - Fightin' Words - Tummy Time Podcast

Put up your dukes! Queensbury Rules in this episode of Tummy Time. Starting off the show with some extreme penis dating. Some like it small, some like it big, and fortunately, there are some niche sites for that. Jussie almost gets in a convenience store brawl but just gets called a Debbie Downer for not doing Tranq or buying purportedly legal and legit power tools from a van. Slap competitions and beach brawls are now quite the rage amongst the ladies. Justin is calling all comers down to Novrozsky's for a double helping of knuckle sammiches. Sink Piss Tour 2023 is currently in planning phase. What do you do when your high school football coach fails to recognize talent? Tell him! ...in a completely anonymous email that you own his fake-NFL-playing ass. In the 90s, you had to be careful about what ear you got pierced. Pollution is turning the flies gay, and asteroids are crashing to the earth, much like 1998's Armageddon. Buffalo Wild Wings boneless wings aren't wings! DQ doesn't serve ice cream, and a Florida french maid that ain't paid to clean! FIGHTING WORDS!

00:00 Intro
00:31 Welcome to Tummy Time
00:52 Dinky One
04:17 Debbie Downer
07:43 Stay away from Tranq
08:34 Jussie issues an apology for ratting out the midnight society
09:59 Slap Competitions
11:17 Justin Fights
13:25 The Perfect Sink Piss?
14:55 Playing with the Stream
15:49 Sink Piss Tour 2023
15:59 Put Him In, Coach.
23:18 No Chromo
24:17 The Muddy Waters of Earrings in the 90s.
26:41 Unrated Versions
29:08 Backshots Part Deaux
30:19 Unbreak the Glass
33:19 Ozone Up the Ass
36:24 Pollution is Turning the Flies Gay
38:47 Huge Asteroids are Always Coming at Earth
40:20 ...Like in 1998's Armageddon starring Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck
41:46 Ben Affleck is Unhappy
42:53 Auto Brewery Syndrome
45:59 Buffalo Wild Wings Boneless Wings Aren't Wings!
46:23 DQ Ain't Got Ice Cream!
47:31 Giving the Middle Finger is a God-Given Right
48:32 Tampa Florida Maid Makes Too Much For Not Cleaning
51:24 Jussie's Clock is Ticking
52:24 Woman Divorces Herself After 24 Hours of Marriage
53:29 See You Next Tummy Time