18 - Zero Sum - Tummy Time Podcast
Hold on-to your hats for this Tummy Time and maybe check out the video feed for this special show-and-tell podcast episode. Jussy brings in some playing cards from a dead pervert then reminisces about the many things he got from his Paw-Paw: his red beard, and a copy of Playboy's Foxiest Females. Vanna White is in this one! Jussy gives us his pick for foxiest female in the magazine then laments the look of his button penis in his shorts. We then discuss the pull of sink pissing and Justin gives some actually sound dating advice. Tila Tequila is doing fine. Continuing on with show-and-tell, Justin is one step closer to finding out if he can say IT. Tummy Time is ready to grow its audience so we're thinking up ways to promote the podcast. A clip inspired us and we'll see you at Starbucks for the next show. Tiger Woods sends girlfriend on all-expenses paid vacation. Except it wasn't a vacation and not even the airplane ticket was paid for. He just wanted her out of the house for a minute. China bans females from livestream lingerie modeling, a driver flips off a cop, and we'll see you next Tummy Time.
00:00 Intro
00:30 Welcome to Tummy Time
01:04 Playing Cards
03:39 Gifts from Paw-Paw
05:12 Playboy's Foxiest Females
07:05 Who is Jussy's pick for foxiest female?
08:04 My Tiny Penis in My Shorts
11:10 Justin Discovers Reddit. Spoiler Alert: They got girls on there.
12:24 Sink Pissing
15:13 Justin leaves a voicemail
17:22 Listen Up, Youngblood: Sometimes they don't want to have sex back.
18:56 Jussy's Villain Origin Story
20:55 You Used to Be Able to Disappear
25:34 Tila Tequila is Doing Fine
28:18 Can Justin Say IT? Part II
33:08 Art Destruction
35:14 Podcast Promotion
37:43 Rude Things to Say to Stay-at-home Dads, By HuffPo
41:59 Jussy's $19.99 Casio Drip
43:09 Tiger Woods Sends Girlfriend on All-Expense Paid Holiday, Gets Sued for $30 Million
47:47 Berlin Lets Everyone Go Topless at Public Swimming Pools
50:46 China Bans Women from Modeling Lingerie on Stream. Dudes Pick Up the Torch.
52:45 Driver Flips Off Undercover Cop
56:22 Did We Learn Anything?
57:02 See You next Tummy TIme
