13 - Mindfulness by Osmosis - Tummy Time Podcast

Tummy Time Coming in hot! We got some kid stories, some dog stories, and a bevvy of basketball in this one, folks. We start off the top of the show with a gentle reminder to watch the Puppy Bowl which will not star Bobi, the current record holder for Oldest Dog. Poor Tom Brady, what ever will he do with his time in retirement? Justin played youth sports and won many award (singular) in his signature Olajuwons. Men start showing up at a lady's house looking for sex they purchased on the internet via Venmo. A shop lifter tries to bag a big ol' hog. Demons sing Rhianna songs in Hell. The Only Fans Teacher is plotting karmic revenge on her friend that ratted her out. Cousins get married, start OnlyFans content, and a kid orders too much food in order to promote his mom's bakery. We'll see you next Tummy Time.

00:00 Intro
00:45 Welcome to Tummy Time
02:47 Justin's Reservations about Fatherhood
03:48 The Big Game: The Puppy Bowl
04:27 Janet Jackson Halftime Show Revisited
05:23 Bobi, the Oldest Dog
07:52 Poor, Poor Tom Brady
09:13 Childhood Sports
09:55 Justin's Basketball Awards
11:42 Basketball Shoes
13:24 Sage Old Man Advice
14:34 Men Go to Neighborhoods Looking for Sex
20:21 Not All of Us Have Been Scammed by Sex Workers
21:18 Shoplifter Bites Off More than He Can Chew
23:08 Full-Frontal Screenplay
26:55 Smell Yo Dick
31:23 Heaven is Real
32:04 Demons Sing Rhianna Ad Naseum
35:03 22 Year Old Coach Absolutely Bodies 13 Year Olds
36:08 Never Been Kissed: Same as Move Edition
38:26 OnlyFans Teacher Plots Karmic Revenge
41:12 Police Hunting Down Train Squirters
43:43 Google Executive Groped then Fired
46:08 Cousins Get Married; Not Gold Digger; Shoots Porn
47:25 Splash Mountain and Belle Delphine's Water Sell for Money
50:55 Kid Order $1500 in Food to Advertise Mom's Bakery
51:45 Justin's Getting His Mouth Washed with Soup