12 - Spelling Bean - Tummy Time Podcast
Love is in the air as we take some trips down memory lane in this one. We first give you an update on Maegan Hall's career opportunities, then zoom out and see how the French really view Americans. Justin then brings us a sweet Valentine's Day story from before he had his own money. The Tummy Time Boys then pick up the local news wire and take a peek at what Killeen ISD is teaching middle schoolers. Dr. Buzz gets married, punches a commie, and gets called out by Fussy Jussy. PSA for new recruits, don't enlist because some thirst trap tells you to. She gets a recruitment bonus like those "ARMY" stores in strip malls. Speaking of strip malls, the Sheen/Richards residence has some mother-daughter OnlyFans collab coming down the pike. Pam Anderson is in the news because her PR team is trying to drum up some noise for her book. She spills the beans on Tim Allen's beans and Jack Nicholson's bean spilling. And we'll see you next Tummy Time.
00:00 Intro
00:36 Welcome to Tummy Time
01:00 Maegan Hall Offered $10K By Shady Strip Club
06:47 What the French Think of Americans
09:28 Justin's Relapsing So He Can Accurately Wear a Gag Jersey
10:52 Valentine's Day Story
12:08 Justin's Predetermined Trajectory to Bright Eyes
13:14 Mom, Will You Buy Me This Teddy Bear?
15:03 Is This a Used Bear?
16:14 Third Grade Pickup Lines
16:57 Just Makes a 25 Year Old Amends
18:47 Racist Word Search
23:48 Woman Didn't Buy Breakfast for Two Years
24:39 Dr. Buzz Aldrin Got Married @ 93 Years Old
26:29 Buzz Aldrin Punches a Damb Commie in the Face
28:42 Jussy's Got Some Words for Buzz Aldrin
29:22 E-Girl Influencers Tryna Get Gen Z to the Military
32:24 Listen Here, Youngblood: The USA and Thirst Traps Ain't Got Your Best Interest in Mind
34:40 Homeboy Spends Too Much ($2 Million) for an 18 Year Old's Body
36:51 Tori Spelling Watches Denise Richards on OnlyFans
39:55 Charlie Sheen's Daughter is Also on OnlyFans
44:22 Tim Allen Flashes Pamela Anderson on Tool Time
47:09 Justin Sets an Engagement to do the Ol' Scramble Shuffle
48:05 Pamela Anderson Catches Jack Nicholson in a Threesome
52:10 What Did Noodle Doodle?
52:44 We'll See You Next Tummy Time
