11 - First-Class Podcast - Tummy Time Podcast

Tummy Time is flying first class for this one. We kick things off with some classic dating advice from the 1930s. Justin regales us with both his lukewarm reception on flying first class for the first time and his undying love for the Q-tip. Salt is both a Christian Dating app and what we feel for Norm MacDonald's placement on Rolling Stone's SNL Top List. Barbara Walters talks about sex all the time and Alec Baldwin refuses to accept man's laughter charges. Remember the royal family? Yeah, Prince Harry waxes his todger with his mom's lip cream. Tennessee cops engage in wage theft, fired Wells Fargo pisser accuses dancers of constant incontinence, and the MLK statue: is it a dick? We wrap the show up with Marilyn Manson making a lady drink to much and Brian Walshe not thinking enough. We'll see you next Tummy Time.

00:00 Intro
00:56 Sometimes You Just Wanna Dance
05:16 Jussy's First Class
08:01 Q-Tips
16:30 SALT: Dating for Damb Christians
19:22 SNL Top List @ 139
23:35 Barbara Walters Talks About Sex All Day Long
26:35 Alec Baldwin Refuses to Accept Man's Laughter
28:13 Ex-Prince Harry Creaming His Todger with His Mom's Scent
31:16 Tennessee Cops Having Sex on Tax Payer Dime
36:23 Just Another to Worry About: Almost Dying From Turning Head
38:50 Harry Houdini's Hang Down
41:49 You Know How Dancers Are: Always Peeing Themselves
44:20 MLK Statue: Is it a Dick?
46:19 Marilyn Manson Made Me Crash into a Marilyn Mansion
47:58 In the Event of Murder: Don't Google Search These Terms, Brian Walshe
52:30 Cat 4 Mayor
53:47 Free the Nips
55:21 We'll See You Next Tummy Time