Welcome back for your weekly session of Tummy Time. We start off with some 'shopped Monkey knockers and immediately start celebrating MLK Day by re-positing the question: Is Julia Roberts Still Not Martin Luther King, Jr.'s Daughter? Justin then reminisces about his first time getting low on the dance floor and Neil remembers how we used to be able to say 'skeet' on the radio. Harken further back into the annals of time to see what the hiring standards for airline hostesses were in the 1940s. What would you do if you were mistakenly told that you won $43 million dollars? Is life imprisonment too harsh of a sentence for merely partying? No pants day is a go in London and speaking of no pants, we have a lady whose no-pants activities are for the dogs. Also speaking of coming out, Gwen Stefani has come out as Japanese. We round the show out with some language gatekeeping and we'll see you next Tummy Time.
00:00 Intro
00:41 Welcome to Tummy Time
01:01 Monkey Knockers
03:08 Julia Robert Still Not MLK's Daughter?
03:47 Sour Cream Break
06:42 Middle School Grinding
10:12 You Used to Could Say 'Skeet' on the Radio
13:18 Hiring Standards
18:03 $43 Million Slot Machine Malfunction
22:28 Life in Prison for PARTYING?!
24:37 NO PANTS
28:22 Transcanine: Yes, We're Out Here.
31:19 So Anyway, He Started Stabbing
34:19 Emotional Support Snake
35:24 Harajuku Holla Back Girl
40:06 AI Getting a Little Too Personal
45:00 Gatekeeping Language
49:29 What'd We Learn Today?
50:26 Venn Diagram of the Internet
51:20 We'll See You Next Tummy Time