1 - Not A Parenting Podcast - Tummy Time Podcast

Neil and Justin reminisce about the old internet. Justin recalls the time he met Aaron Carter. The Tummy Time Boys hate when people call them on the phone. Justin talks about the time he did ecstasy and high-jacked an indie folk concert. The boys talk about Nick Cannon's new baby, Khloe Kardasian's new baby, bushy eye brows, a politician's sex tape, and a butt plug made out of a dead boyfriend's ashes.

00:00 - Opening
01:01 - Welcome to Tummy Time
02:24 - Justin the Social Media Manager
03:32 - The Real Reason You Can't Be on YouTube Live Immediately
05:41 - Podcasting...
06:53 - The Old Internet
11:03 - Phone Calls
12:30 - That One Time Justin Met Aaron Carter (Rest In Peace)
14:58 - Remember When Coolio Died?
15:38 - The Time Justin Did Extacy
20:12 - Nick Cannon Has Another Kid
23:04 - Why Did MLK pay for Julia Roberts' Child Birth?
25:24 - Khloe Kardashian Shares First Pics of Baby Boy
27:16 - OJ Looks to Get Twitter Verified
30:00 - Attractive Female Students Get Worse Grades in Online Classes During COVID-19
32:09 - Neil and Justin Make the Case for Listeners to Join the Patreon
33:02 - Who Decides What's Beautiful? Eyebrows.
35:37 - Cat Video Palate Cleanser
36:26 - NYC Congressional Candidate Makes an Adult Video with Campaign Funds, Probably. Wouldn't You?
38:04 - Do the Cops Prosecute Adultery Laws?
42:59 - Woman's Ex-Boyfriend's Ashes Found in Sex Toy
47:45 - Neil Helps Justin with His Pickup Line
48:29 - Justin Seeks Absolution
50:07 - What Did We Learn Today?
51:30 - What Did Noodle Doodle?
52:30 - Follow Us on Social Media
52:54 - Is this an Appropriate Patron Reward on Patreon?

Tummy Time is a weekly comedy podcast. We stream Thursdays @ 9:30pm Central on Twitch and YouTube. New episodes drop on Mondays.